Bathroom humor

Instructions for cleaning the toilet:

  • Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
  • Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
  • At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
  • The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam.
  • Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
  • After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
  • Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
  • Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly.
  • The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
  • The toilet and the cat are now both clean.

With best wishes,

The Dog

No animals were harmed in the making of this joke. If this joke offends you, get a fracking sense of humor.