Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
- Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
- Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
- At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
- The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam.
- Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
- After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
- Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
- Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly.
- The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
- The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
No animals were harmed in the making of this joke. If this joke offends you, get a fracking sense of humor.
Still adorable. And 104. Wow. I’m impressed! And turned on!